daily-tumbles:
People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.

this is horrible i don’t want it
my gosh.

NO. I REFUSE. TAKE ME BACK. I still consider 1990 a decade ago. WELP.
(via saygan)
Dear UWM, I miss you dearly…. this picture proves it
fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “No customers in check out line. Next customer: ‘Oh, you must be waiting for me!’”
Bottom Text: “Yes, because I haven’t heard that 30 times today.”]
Hint: never ever say this to a cashier in a grocery store, especially when there’s less than 15 minutes until the store closes. Because at that point, you’re less of a customer, and more something standing in the way of them going home.
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